• Likes chocolate.

• Eats constantly, never gains weight.

• Only time he got excited about the band Boston was when he found out they weren't going to be anywhere near the city of Boston when he went there on his honeymoon (he really doesn't like their music).

• His team would've won state had they put him in during the 4th quarter.

• In order to visit him while he is on the air, one must bring at least one of the follwing:  boobs, fried chicken, or porn.  Two out of those three ain't bad and would get your name on the Driver Radio Wall of Fame.  

• Doesn't trust anything with more legs than him. 

• Wishes Twitter and Facebook/MySpace didn't exist. 

• Is a swell bowler (he has his own shoes).

• Blocks emails from people he doesn't like.

• Strangely, he never sees email from his co-workers.

• Has never seen Creed in concert because they suck.

• Engages in wonderful conversation with people of all racial and socio-economic backgrounds.  Except rednecks.

• Thinks your wife is a beautiful human being who deserves more attention than you are giving her right now.  So stop reading this page and go cook her dinner, or something.