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Signs the World is Ending: Roseanne is Running for President.
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2/3/2012 7:21:00 AM
ROSEANNE is following through on her threat to run for president. She has officially filed papers seeking to become the Green Party candidate.
--She told the party, quote, "I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."
--In a separate statement, she expressed her dislike for the two major parties . . . quote, "The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants . . . bought and paid for by the 1% . . . who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people."
--One of Roseanne's key issues is MARIJUANA. She wants it legalized and sold BY Americans TO Americans.
(--If you doubt Roseanne's patriotism, listen once again to her AMAZING rendition of ...
pic: Christina Hendricks Busts Out Some Major Cleavage
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2/3/2012 6:20:00 AM
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS busts out some major cleavage in the British edition of "Cosmo". And that's all you need to know.
Pic: Whitney Port's "Slip"
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1/24/2012 6:07:00 AM
-- WHITNEY PORT from "The Hills" suffered a dual nip-slip when she lost her top in a Miami pool. And the paparazzi were there.
Who Get's Your "Hall Pass?"
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1/19/2012 6:14:00 AM
The website AshleyMadison.com . . . which is a place you go when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with . . . has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey.
--They asked 25,000 subscribers which celebrity they'd nail if their spouse gave them permission.
--The guys went straight for newly-single KATY PERRY. She was followed by RIHANNA and MILA KUNIS.
--The rest of the Top 10 is . . .
#4.) Salma Hayek
#5.) Jennifer Aniston
#6.) Scarlett Johansson
#7.) Sofia Vergara
#8.) Blake Lively
#9.) Kim Kardashian
#10.) Sarah Palin (???)
--RYAN GOSLING was the top pick for the ladies, followed by GEORGE CLOONEY. (--For some reason, nobody's printing the full men's list, so this is all we have.)
Pic: Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless at an Apple Store
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1/18/2012 7:39:00 AM
Before we get into this next story, you should know that the woman involved does not have the kind of breasts you write home about. But still . . . random naked breasts at an Apple Store are random naked breasts at an Apple Store.
--Yesterday, MATT BOMER was at an Apple Store in New York City doing a Q-and-A session with some fans. He's one of the stars of that USA Network show "White Collar".
--According to one of the fans who was there, in the middle of the event, a woman who, quote, "REEKED of marijuana" ran up on stage and TOOK OFF HER TOP.
--The stories we saw didn't identify her . . . but we actually RECOGNIZED HER from a story we've done before. I don't know what this says about us.
--She's 45-year-old Holly Van Voast, and she's a photographer in ...
Most Misquoted Movie Lines
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1/18/2012 6:17:00 AM
The awesome website 11Points.com has a great list worth checking out. It's "11 Famous Movie Lines That Are Constantly Misquoted." (--Full disclosure: 11Points.com . . . 'Because Top 10 Lists are for Cowards' . . . is the brainchild of head Stupid News writer Sam Greenspan.)
--Here they are:
--"Field of Dreams"
Wrong: "If you build it, they will come."
Right: "If you build it, he will come."
--"Casablanca"
Wrong: "Play it again, Sam."
Right: "Play it once, Sam, for old times' sake, play As Time Goes By."
--"The Empire Strikes Back"
Wrong: "Luke, I am your father."
Right: Darth Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him." Darth Vader: "No. I am your father."
--"The Silence of the Lambs"
Wrong: "Hello, Clarice."
Right: "Good evening, Clarice."
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Vid: "Indyanimation"
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1/17/2012 6:45:00 AM
Somebody used action figures and stop-motion animation to remake the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and it's great.
--It appears to be shot-for-shot, because they even used the original audio from the movie, and it fits perfectly.
Decisions I Can Support: The Olivia Munn Edition
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1/13/2012 7:27:00 AM
OLIVIA MUNN would rather go naked than wear fur. And I support that decision.
Pics: Cameron Diaz Implants?
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1/13/2012 6:17:00 AM
Over the summer, there were rumors that ALEX RODRIGUEZ was bugging CAMERON DIAZ to get breast implants. When they split up for a while, it was even suggested that she was mad at him over it.
--But A-Rod may have won out. Because not only are they back together, but Cameron was photographed in a bikini in Hawaii recently, and she DEFINITELY looks like she's got more happening up top.
(--Check out the pics. . . along with one of a MUCH FLATTER Cameron from a year ago.)
Pics: Heather Mills Ski Slope Swimsuit
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1/13/2012 5:28:00 AM
She may have raked PAUL MCCARTNEY over the coals in their divorce, but you might forgive HEATHER MILLS when you see her sexy new ski slope swimsuit photo shoot. And yes, I said "ski slope swimsuit."
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